Australian, he has to be Australian. A nice white cracker who sometimes thinks he’s black and raps to Nicki Minaj. Preferably with red hair and a septum piercing. I’m a sucker for small eyes and a long nose. He has to be someone with a big heart who loves animals cause I love them too. Tattoos are nice, especially if it’s on his collarbone, like a lyric or something. He should have an extensive collection of flannel because they’re sexy and I’d like to steal them (I’d also like to steal his KOL wolf shirt, if he has one I mean.)
Wowwee, I am turned on.